"Davsha word - hold on!"
From: seaseas
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Magician
One magician threw such a thing: he took a hacksaw and cut the living woman.
He left the arena and asked someone to saw a hacksaw? This woman from the second row and jumped out. Maybe klyuknula unnecessary, and can, from the village came to - she did not know that only special sawing always front of women who all like water off a duck's back.
Well, the magician sawed it in half, the whole arena krovischey poured himself all smeared like a pig. The woman screamed at first, but then nothing was still.
he drank it, bowed and prepared to go behind the scenes. And the audience stomping their feet: it requires the woman back. Magician spreads his hands: "How can I have it back give, if you have your eyes just sawed it? I am also a magician, not a magician! "
Then an old woman cried out that not only is barley in each shop day becomes more expensive, so more and people living with all the honest people in broad daylight hacksaw sawing, and even money from them for a fleece!
attacked the audience for a magician, to tear him to pieces, but fortunately, the police rescued him and landed in jail.
began in prison to find out - maybe it's crazy magician? Led to his doctor that his gavel tapped, about dad, mom asked - no, absolutely normal! Such a normal every day and on the street, they found.
"Why, - asks the doctor - you sawed a living woman?" "Why not? - Surprised magician. - I for all promised that the cuts to me that before Persons shame? Gave the word - hold on! "
In general, took this shot a magician, if he is not crazy.
And for that shot, you may ask? He is with a hacksaw for this woman did not drive, she came to him.
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